Drain Pain

Passing out after sex before removing a condom from tool.

I was so drunk last night I fucked a fatty and not only passed out in her bed but didn't even take my condom off. Talk about some serious drain pain the next morning followed by a quick exit before her roommates could see me!

by MTJMZ August 5, 2009

phantom career pain

Medical term-like: "phantom limb pain" that occures when you still feel pain in an arm or leg that has been amputated- happens when your career has been chopped off.

I developed "phantom career pain" after I got pink slipped.

by DrM714 July 10, 2009

leeroy pains

refers to a pain in the stomach or guts, in which causes you to burb uncontrollably and bring up acid form the lining of your stomach. Usaully caused by drinking iced coffee or smoking.

"Burb, leeroys pain"
"geee, really got the leeroy pains today"
"shouldnt have eaten that dirty big chicken roll, got the leeroy pains"

by Scuba jlo April 19, 2010

Pain-fal

Someone or something thats so painfully looking.

James Ugursan is soooooooooooo pain-fal

by Crowdelow August 21, 2010

Pain Beam

Some dude's dick in your ass

Teacher: Sit down.
Student: I'm sorry, I can't due to the pain beam I received last night.

by daswassup August 26, 2010

Phantom Phone Pain

Feeling your phone vibrate in your pocket and checking it obsessively even though there has been no call or text.

While waiting for a text from her lover, she experience phantom phone pain at least every 90 seconds.

by CamyB June 1, 2011

T-Pains

glasses, sunglasses or shades.

hey man nice T-pains

thanks man you too

by striker williams April 20, 2009