Crabby patty

A slightly over weight woman’s personal area that looks like shredded beef and is constantly in underwear that is too small and essentially in a Jean crockpot being slowly overheated and excreting patty juices that causes an overall general itch.

It’s 60 today and my crabby patty is itching like a mother.

by Patty parker April 19, 2021

sausage patty

The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth

Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀

by nihher gay shitnboi September 1, 2017

Sausage patty toes

Toes that look like sausage patties

Jess has sausage patty toes

by Opinionman May 22, 2022

Patty-Mole

A mole on pale white skin that looks like the top part of a oatmeal cream pie.

I was hitting her from the back and I looked down and she had a patty-mole on her ass.

by TheCreatedOne22 January 6, 2017

porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Patty Pour

An extremely large pour of alcohol requested by, typically, a middle aged, meddling mother-in-law. Filled completely to the brim of the glass to satisfy their alcohol needs.

“Mom, do you want a refill?”
“Sure. And hey, I’m not driving - make it a Patty Pour!”

by doeshow11 August 12, 2024

patty place

Slap bitches in the face with your balls

David patty placed that one bitch

by Jokerquey October 22, 2017