Patrick

The one acquaintance who is hated by the circle of friends. This acquaintance has low social awareness by not understanding that he is a right cunt.

Guy A: "Who? Patrick?"
Guy B: "Fucking Patrick."
Guy A: "Fuck that guy."
Guy B: "Yeah, fuck that guy."
Guy C: "Right?!"

by no_name_bitches January 4, 2016

Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny

An Imaginary figure who people use to name things in the common world. Such as, when someone says something like when people say Jo Blo, just saying whatever name comes to mind.

Oh the was some Morbidly Obese Partially Decapitated Johnny at the bar yesterday licking cigarette butts off the floor.

by Saiyan_toilet July 9, 2003

Patrick

codeword for weed

Mom: What are you doing tonight?

Brittany: Oh im going to go hang out with Patrick

by B-Smi and Tamela October 6, 2008

Patrick

best guy ever. He's an ass at sometimes, but he's a keeper. He's sexy as fuck with the best body i have ever seen. really good soccer player, and likes to party. he's super smart, and I love him to death. He's the fucking best. In every way, if you know what I'm saying.

Girl 1: who the fuck is that?
Girl 2: That's patrick, he's pretty great.
Girl 1: yeah? You fuck that yet?
Girl 2: hell yeah, an I'm damn sure glad i did ;)

by loveeeyouuuu June 28, 2011

Tera Patrick

Anouther name for the Arby's roast beef sandwich based on the fact that roast beef looks like Tera Patrick after a long video shoot

I was hungry for some Tera Patrick today, so I went and ate at Arby's, or I'm thinking Porn

by Matt&Val July 31, 2007

Patrick

An asian who is awesome at being smart, nice, athletic, awesome, peachy, funny, and cool. Has very nice skin color, that many people are very jealous of.

I wish i was a patrick

by whatisthisthingagain February 24, 2010

pariapism

THIS IS A MEDICAL TERM: IT'S NOT SLANG.

Pariapism is defined as persistent painful erection of

penis. The disorder is idiopathic in 60% cases while the

remaining 40% of cases are associated with diseases

(leukaemia, sickle cell disease, pelvic tumours, pelvic

infections), penile trauma and spinal cord injury.

Prolonged sexual stimulation is also said to initiate the

condition. The term pariapism is derived from the name of

the Greek God of fertility, Priapus.

PARIAPISM.

That poor guy in emergency with the pariapism - his bloods show leukaemia. It's not his hot wife.

by Christian Dedfoe January 21, 2007