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Pull a Hyman

to study hard but still do terribly time and time again.
Shit! I just pulled a hyman! this is the third time this week.

Wow! good thing I didn't pull a hyman on this one.
by A.Schluss December 20, 2009
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pulled a brad

To drive all the way to work to only then realize that you left your work laptop at home and need to drive back and get it; usually performed by people named Brad
Brad: oh shit I forgot my laptop at home again
Everyone: HA! Pulled a Brad!
by smandypants May 24, 2018
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pulling a morrison

the act of making a foolish, ill conceived plan and following through with it anyways. Pulling a Morrison usually results in widespread failure and humiliation.
Mike: Did you hear what John did yesterday?

Friendship Gnome: What did he do?

Mike: After unsuccessfully trying to urinate in a cup, in a moving vehicle, he decided the best idea was to hang the soiled pants outside the window to dry.

Friendship Gnome: Did it work?

Mike: Well considering it was the middle of night and they were driving on a freeway, no it did not. Rejecting the advice of his friends, he ended up with pants that were not only wet, but also extremely cold.

Friendship Gnome: Thats just like him, always pulling a morrison.
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pull a mangini

Eric Mangini is the current Cleveland Brown's coach and he once said that "He was going to take the Browns to the Super Bowl." While this is never going to happen it has become a popular euphemism for dropping a duece. It also provides a nice cover when talking around girls as they do not typically know who eric mangini is.
Guy 1: Bro i got to pull a mangini if you know what i mean.

Guy 2: Ya i got ya

Girl 1: What does that mean?

Guy 1: shhhh, go make me a sandwhich.
by BeavertonBeaver69 January 2, 2011
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pulling a Bret

The action of doing a Bret consists of seeing a message, ignore it, and respond 3 days later.
"Damn it! John is pulling a Bret on me! He's not responding to any of my messages!"
by Darkos.exe December 4, 2021
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Pulling hog

To attract members of the opposite sex that are below your league
Damn bro I'm out here pulling hella hoes and you're out here pulling hog, my prayers are with you.
by Todd Jones, CEO of Publix October 25, 2020
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Pulling a Schofield

To "Pull a Schofield", one has to take complete disregard for others feelings - especially close friends and family - in order to facilitate personal gain...thus screwing over your mates

A slight twist on this is the remark "classic schofield" where someone points out that someone has pulled a schofield, and another responds with "classic schofield" this is multi purpose
Will was caught 'Pulling a Schofield' this morning when he told Tom about Tims secret of cracking onto Toms sister. Tim had told him this in strict confidence.

Nikesh found out that Will had 'Pulled a Schofield' when he contacted his account to find out that Will had added himself to their suppliers list instead. Nik found this odd as they were good friends and colleagues.

Tim found Will cracking onto his mum while he was out of the room. He told Mike about this who responded 'Classic Schofield'
by Wills mum September 20, 2012
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