A person who walks straight into the road whilst texting, safe in the knowledge that his/her mobile phone generates a force-field that will protect them from cycle couriers going about their business.
I was cycling down Regent Street yesterday, when this Road Texter stepped out in front of me and nearly knocked me off my bike.
by Cycle Courier August 10, 2010
Get the Road Textermug. by Smurf assassin 1 July 16, 2019
Get the Road fleamug. Shitbag street in linfield where all of the kids under the age of 14 have a mullet and smoke Marlboro reds. Best spot to get a blowjob though, since the common street whores there don’t have teeth. Meth is the drug of choice and sodomy is commonplace.
Redneck goober #1 “Yo dude we’re going to go down to Sacco road for a bag of crystal and a chewy from an old hooker.”
Redneck goober #2 “Fuck no I’m not going there, that road smells like moldy hot dogs.”
Redneck goober #2 “Fuck no I’m not going there, that road smells like moldy hot dogs.”
by Thewackofromsacko December 4, 2017
Get the Sacco roadmug. A very stupid term used to describe something someone might say who has never seen a common road before. To them, it is very new "technology" even though to most people, roads are taken for granted often, and seen as just a normal part of day-to-day existence.
Person 1: what the hell is that strange thing? And what are those things moving on top of it?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
Person 2: That's a road, and those are cars.
Person 1: What is this strange technology of the roads you speak of?
by Derp'zy Entertainment Official May 9, 2016
Get the technology of the roadsmug. The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.
by Tourettes guy 78 February 11, 2023
Get the Snowy roadmug. A country road in Caroline County Va that is rumored to be the birth place of the infamous "Booty Hole Buccaneer".
You guys want to go to pineview by way of "penola road"? Hell no! I heard the Booty Hole bucs a lurkin!!
by BlackRob1050 December 20, 2012
Get the penola roadmug. by Lolfrkp December 19, 2017
Get the rules of the roadmug.