tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

Slip job

To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.

I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.

by Kittykatkris July 16, 2014

Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well

John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.

by Dnurse15 April 3, 2022

slime job

Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.

Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."

by toolroom October 20, 2015

Hydro Job

The act of a woman pleasuring herself with a shower head.

When I went to give Elenor her sponge bath at the hospice center, I walked in on her giving herself a hydro job

by LightEmUpRuRu January 20, 2015

tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.

JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.

by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013