The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
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Don't be afraid of new beginningss. Let others help you. Are you afraid of opening up to people? Don't be. People are there for you, people will help you. They trust you, do not worry about that. We adore you, Mars. I adore you.
Don't be afraid of new beginningss. Let others help you. Are you afraid of opening up to people? Don't be. People are there for you, people will help you. They trust you, do not worry about that. We adore you, Mars. I adore you.
by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021
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-Who is that person over there? They seem so kind and sweet.
-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.
-Yes!!! They're Mars! They are truly nice.
by itssocoldimliterallyfreezing November 21, 2021
Get the Mars mug.Mars is the most adorable, trustworthy, reliable and spectacular person you'll ever meet.
If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings.
Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while!
You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway. You're so fruity it stinks.
If your name is Mars, do not be afraid to open up to people. LET THEM HELP YOU! They trust you, so you have to trust them as well, no matter your severe trust issues. Do not be afraid of new beginnings.
Start acting adventurous, stop being scared of getting caught, risk everything and have fun! Don't act so responsible, it gets boring after a while!
You know you're not that sweet though. You tend to be nice to everyone, even if you hate most of them. You truly are evil. But we love you anyway. You're so fruity it stinks.
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Get the Mars mug.If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021
Get the Mars mug.If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate
you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one
also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.
Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.
by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021
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