by encolpius February 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.
My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019
Get the Simpmug. 
Dude everybody don't call Luke and Tristan simps! (Don't you understand?) At least Tristan got lotta hoes online, and Luke just broke up with Maya! Look at Mirza.
by The best definition inventor February 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. I love that song SIMP
by Dicklover16 December 16, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. (S)quirrels (I)n (M)y (P)ants
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Squirrels in my pants, a known bop preformed by Candace Flynn on Phineas and Ferb
Garret: “What’s wrong with that girl over there? Is she having a seizure?”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”
That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
Marvin: “Nah dude, she’s got squirrels in her pants!”
That girl over there: “SIMP, squirrels in my pants, S to the I to the M to the P, Then maybe you can be moving like me”
by thatkidoverthrewup October 27, 2019
Get the SIMPmug.