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Sleeping Bennet

The opposite of a raging Arnold:

A small and flaccid state of the penis, typically brought on by excessive alcoholism, the sight of butt-ugly women or the smell of fish wafting from a woman's vagina.

A metaphor for the penis stemming from the arch rival of John Matrix Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movie Commando called Bennet who was a total hom.
Andre: So, did you bang her last night?

Johnny: Nah man, I had a raging Arnold in the beginning but when I went down on her it stank of duck pâté, so she gave me a sleeping Bennet.
by Johnny Massacre October 1, 2010
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Sleep Carpentry

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."
by Schderp May 12, 2014
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sleep cream

A state of which humans, usually of male gender, have a vivid dream about sex and they "sleep cream" or nut in their sleep.
by Night16 November 2, 2018
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long sleep

Work sucked I’m ready for the long sleep
by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019
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Sleep Snapping

It's basically snap chatting while asleep. It's just like sleepwalking but instead of walking, you're Snapchating.
"Yo, did Megan send you a picture of her feet last night?"
"Yeah, she was sleep snapping"
by bro code is real! October 10, 2015
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Sleep Panda

The spirit of a Panda who is sleepy all the time, who occasionally enters people's bodies causing them to sleep like a sleepy panda for many
"Hey Jim, looks like the Sleep Panda inhabited JoAnne last night... She's been sleeping for hours"
by Dagger666 December 3, 2009
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Sleeping Tray

A Large Bed that usually involves a buttload of hot chicks and one guy that have sexual activity with each other all at once.
I had a Sleeping Tray with 6 chicks involved.
by Your Mom 3000 January 29, 2009
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