Non-Irish Leprechaun

My teacher.
A midget who is angry and is a middle-aged man, who teaches at a school for fuck-ups. Ugly, single, and flirts with the office ladies. Drives an ugly-ass Scion, and wears a pleather jacket that squeaks louder than the rats living in his walls.

Oh look here comes the non-Irish leprechaun, let's book it.

by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019

Non-responsive Seminar

noun
an online educational course in which at least half the students post homework late or not at all.

Our professor sarcastically commended our class for our non-responsive seminar participation.

by McL0v1nr0cks May 3, 2019

non-de-plume

a pen name (nom-de-plume) that people think is yours but actually isn't.

"Have you seen that Bob Jones guy's new book? I think that it's actually written by Fred McDougal."
"No bro, that's not his book. You're assuming a non-de-plume"

by the rogue dictatorian January 3, 2018

NON PROFIT AGENCY

A NON PROFIT AGENCY IS A GROUP OF PEOPLE LIKE MINDED AND ARE JOINED TOGETHER TO HELP A CAUSE THEY BELEIVE IN WITH NO PROFIT FROM DOING IT.

HOW CAN CPS BE A NON PROFIT AGENCY WHEN THY TRY AND SELL OUR CHILDREN? I HAVE NO MONEY IN MY PCKET BECAUSE I AM A NON PROFIT AGENCY HELPING OTHER PEOPLE SURVIVE.

by brains suck February 25, 2017

co-non-sexual

To be in a emotional relationship with someone without sex.

I'm in a co-non-sexual relationship with my best friend because we're not having a sexual relationship.

by Joe Bloggs September 19, 2016

non-existant hairline

when your hairline is so far back it disappears!

Aryanna has a non-existant hairline because i cant see where her hair starts😂

by non-existant hairline February 9, 2018

borderline non sequitur

1. A statement that only just succeeds in logically following the statement that came before it.

2. A statement that logically follows the statement that came before it, but to an insignificant degree.

Adi: Cha' it makes sense, twas a borderline non sequitur though. You were quite roundabout in the way you were trying to explain your point. I almost thought you were about to continue that abrupt transition to it's endmost unrelated-ness. Where we would begin exploring a path of some non sequitur, but you just barely somehow inbrought all those tangential thoughts together to explain your point. I'm impressed.

by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020