womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.

did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot

by 468469468385 February 28, 2017

smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck

eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck

by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017

graham & mallory

Cutest couple on the mf planet.

God, look at Graham & mallory. I want to be in a relationship just like theirs.

by Hey_hey_ June 26, 2017

Nicole mellon

The most sexiest person ever.
Big boobs
Big ass

I just want my dick inside her

Nicole mellon can we fuck

by I want to fuck Nicole May 2, 2018

andrew mello

Fucking Savage, Dude!

That Andrew Mello is a fucking savage, dude!

by Andmel70 February 10, 2018

Kiki Malloy

A senpai-less yandere that went through way too much heartbreak so she became a non romantic. She might seem like an innocent dork at first, but she is really seeking the souls of her enemies and dreams of the day that she could actually- Sry getting ahead of myself there :/

Jerkface#1- Hey remember Kiki Malloy?
Friend(akaMinion)- Yeah isn't she that girl that used to like you in 6th grade?
Jerkface#1- Ye I becha she still does. What a clingy idiot.
Friend(akaMinion)- No she doesn't. She made it clear to everyone here that She will love to kill you in your sleep.

by KiksterGeekster May 19, 2018

Aaron Melloul

The hottest guy alive. He is so cute and sweet. A 16 year old that is just so damn hot.

Girl: "Have you seen Aaron Melloul?"
Girl 2: "Ya That really sexy 16 years old"

by sexymelloul June 17, 2018