Muffin Dagger

A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.

Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"

Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"

by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009

Muffin Top

A number one pop techno hit in Israel performed by Jenna Maroney

I know you want a piece of that/whole grain low fat/But i just wanna dance Muffin top

by Anal Dan April 20, 2010

Mini Muffin

An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.

Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!

Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.

by Jeremyness February 8, 2007

slut muffin

A whore who, for some odd reason, you still have an attachment for.

You little slut muffin, you know i still love you!

by Burnboy8604 September 2, 2005

raspberry muffin

When you are fucking are girl and you pull out and punch her straight in the vagina and it swells up resembling the top of a raspberry mffin

"Dave gave that bitch a raspberry muffin and she couldn't walk for two days."

by Dave Cal October 4, 2007

Love muffin

Someone being your lover, bit on the side, or just insanely and amazingly gorgeous.

Bethaney Jane Southern the ORIGINAL love muffin.

Or, "I love you, my little LOVE MUFFIN"....

by Bethaney Hannah Scott (: January 26, 2009

muffin puffin

oral sex on a woman

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.

by StevieKay January 24, 2003