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Monty

"doing a Monty" is the act of taking a photo of yourself in front of a full length mirror to post on Instagram in order to "flex" your "garms".

Clashing colours are advised. For maximum effect, dungarees should be worn.
Hey man I did a wicked Monty the other day, I wore my dungarees and looked like I was still in preschool. Got bare likes on the 'gram.
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Monty

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Honestly. the dashing guy alive .he is the smartest
funniest and best guy to hang out with.he is also an
amazing friend and can seduce all the ladies or girls with
his looks. in simple words.Monty is the best person
alive right now
Honestly. I wish I was a Monty but I can't even imagine
that
Monty
by .denial cuba November 24, 2021
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mattymatt

Mattymatt has a big dick
by 1%fucktherest November 24, 2021
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Motting

To mott is to use the motte-and-bailey fallacy in an argument.

The motte-and-bailey fallacy (named after the motte-and-bailey castle) is a form of argument where an arguer conflates two positions that share similarities, one modest and easy to defend (the "motte") and one much more controversial (the "bailey").The arguer advances the controversial position, but when challenged, they insist that they are only advancing the more modest position. Upon retreating to the motte, the arguer can claim that the bailey has not been refuted (because the critic refused to attack the motte) or that the critic is unreasonable (by equating an attack on the bailey with an attack on the motte).
A: Freedom of speech doesn't mean freedom from the consequences of that speech.

B: That's not true. If there is a consequence to any action, that action is not free.

A: Well, I am free to call you a cunt, and the consequences are that you can insult me back. Ipso facto, free speech with consequences.

B. Insulting you would be a consequent, not a consequence. Consequences are consequents of consequence. Your conflating the two is motting.
by Redbeard Edward November 26, 2021
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Mitty Braids

person 1:“Hey do you like my new hairstyle?”
person 2:“Yeah bro, Mitty Braids totally suit you!!”
person 1:“Mitty Braids? What the fuck are those?”
person 2 “They’re the braids Mitchel Cave has, idiot!”
by mitchelcavesgf November 29, 2021
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Montythetiger

A person who scams someone in there channel does fake giveaway the most popular is the montythetiger channel he click baits a lot of peoples
An moron who play on there conscle or iPhone not chad and bullies there fan that asswhole montythetiger
by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021
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Monty

Monty has the biggest dick you are ever gonna see. It's especially bigger than Georgi's.
Hey Monty, I gotta ask you, why is your cock so frggin' huge dude?
by NotGeorgi January 8, 2022
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