snow martyr

A person with a compulsion to demonstrate "presenteeism" by travelling to the office via any possible means during heavy snowfalls, when home working is a readily available alternative.

Rosa - Transport system and schools closed down by several feet of snow, but good old Simon made it into the office yesterday I hear.

Emma - Yes he told anyone who would listen about his epic journey to work on cross-country skis.
Rosa: But he only had to do a bit of non-urgent filing.
Emma: Yes I know, he's such a snow martyr.

by corporate hoar December 14, 2010

Procrasty masty

When you're avoiding doing something so much you NEED to go sort out an orgasm before you continue on with the task at hand.

I will execute this condemned man, but first... Procrasty Masty

I'll clean the bathroom but first...

I swear, skydiving instructor, I'll jump out of the plane in just a second, but first...

I need to go and masturbate, but first...

by Mad Dog 86 March 20, 2013

The Matt Rule

That there is an 80% chance that the more attractive you find a girl the more likely that girl is a bitch

The Matt Rule totally happened to me again! Proper liked this girl and she ended up ditching me on a date and was just a downright bitch, when will I ever find love

by DarkObsession September 19, 2017

Mega Matt

An overall god of a person. Mega Matt is one with calfs thicker then Mia Melkova.

"Dang he's cool," "Yea he's Mega Matt."

by Clitlickw March 28, 2019

Party Marty

A queen's university legend
Professional sender
Can also become Smarty Marty when required

Matt: "No way you can finish that growers"
Party Marty: "Watch me"
*Party Marty chugs 2L of growers in 20 seconds*
Matt: "Let's go Party Marty"

by EggieOnAHeggie February 8, 2020

bad matt

A statement made after somebody shares a story that defines their character as being naughty, or bad.

Similar to a "one time in band camp" type story, the story must create utter shock and be met with the outcry of "Bad Matt!" by the listener to signify their shock.

*shares shocking story* your response: "Bad Matt!"

by Sigrid69 March 27, 2020

pulling a matt

a young mexican man eating a taco out of another man's ass.

Matt cast was pulling a matt when he ate a taco out of someone's ass.

Oh wow you gay Mexican the only time you come around is when there is tacos

by ataturk🏳️‍🌈🌮 December 13, 2019