Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

marios

Hot gay ,attracted by many woman's and with nice sense of humor

My friend is so hot must be a marios

by Dr.matt165 November 20, 2021

Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.

Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.

by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019

Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian January 24, 2025

Jayden Mario

A happy and pure lil' wolf-masked guy that has a void under his mask for some reason! He also may own a parody account named @Wolfmaskedvoid.

Person 1: Hey, whatcha' doing?
Person 2: Oh, watching this OC parody called "Wolfmaskedvoid"! It's about this guy named Jayden Mario, where he-
Person 3: Nope, already lost interest.

by FazwolfArtist October 24, 2020

Marios

The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).

It's not an ogre Marios.
It's never ogre.

by Shrek is love i say, S is life November 20, 2021

Mario

Talks a lot of shit and bully’s people who don’t wanna fight back

Your a Mario also know as a bitch

by Mario mj November 21, 2021