purple mustache

a purple mushtache is a purple colored mustache that looks kind of gay.calling someone a purple mustache is a mean thing to say because it means there gay.

you purple mustache come back here!

by 2paq April 23, 2006

mustache

a person who enjoys killing people with guns..preferably the man/woman with a handlebar mustache.

holy shit that mustache is killing me.

by diana diana diana diana March 16, 2008

Milk Mustache

The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.


Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.

Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.

by The Dirtier One March 5, 2009

hockey mustache

A thin mustache that looks horrible. It is a hockey mustchae because there are five a side.

Adam Morrison has a hockey mustache.

by claxer April 22, 2006

mustache ride

When one guy gives head to another. Giving fellatio.

Jim gave his boyfriend a mustache ride last night.

by the woof man March 4, 2008

Dagger Mustache

When a female can take an penis in her mouth to a male's pubic hair she will have a dagger mustache.

She took his entire penis in her mouth and it resulted in a dagger mustache

by El Sword March 18, 2011

Chester Mustache

A super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. Usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. Sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).

Rachel: OMG Richard has a chester mustache!!
Chris: dude thats effing nasty!
Rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend...

by !Sexy_Time! December 26, 2009