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Midnight Naf

He who nafs at midnight
I can't be the midnight naf I have to be home at 11.
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Midnight Palm

Having you’re girlfriend wake you up in the middle of the night with a hand job.
Thanks for giving the oldmidnight palm” last night.
by DeanGullberry69 October 31, 2020
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Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM
Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.
by Djukster December 30, 2019
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midnight

"It's never midnight in God's ass hole."
"When the night was half-way done, it was midnight."
"I smoked a joint at midnight"
by buttfucker3.141592653589 June 27, 2020
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Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing
Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room
by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021
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The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again
by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018
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