mental masturbation

The act of engaging in impractical/nonproductive mental exercise/thinkings/writings through which a practitioner only comforts oneself mentally. Such acts don't lead to any constructive results what so ever in the real world; some might even imagine oneself being transformed into superman, or simply the opposite sex, etc.
In short, it's just bs/crap.

Example1:
Guy1: My boyfriend went abroad so I can take over all his stuff and start anew.
Guy2: Dude, you're the same person all along; stop that mental masturbation and get the hell out of my sight.

Example2:
Guy1: I think biological evolution is bull, but mankind can evolve to become God.
Guy2: Dude, you're all fucked up; you can go on with your mental masturbation, but stop bordering me anymore.

by lionhead June 14, 2007

Vocal Masturbation

for music production gurus. Harmonizing to your own melody part of a song when in the studio.

After Steve recorded his lead vocal part, vocal masturbation was in order.

by chandlermcmahan February 24, 2010

nasal masturbation

Sticking a Q-tip in one's nose to tickle the inner nose and induce sneezing, usually in order to clear a stuffy nose.

I had a severely stuffed nose, but a bit of nasal masturbation cleared it right up!

by andrewc513 October 8, 2010

Masturbating Lion

1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.

Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?

Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!

Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!

by Richard Swallow June 14, 2011

mexican masturbation

The same as titty fucking. Apparently a slang used in Romania.

Mexican masturbation is so much eaiser when she has 38Ds.

by unholydarkness September 14, 2006

Pool of Masturbation

A giant orgy, a large pool in which one masturbates. "Jump into a pool of masturbation" means to start masturbating.

Yeah screw you Jill" Tom said " I rather go jump into that pool of masturbation over there

by GodAlmightySatan June 3, 2010

Masturbation station

Noun : masturbation station he/she masturbates to the point that they are more a machine masturbating than a regular human.

" I masturbated so furiously I was like a masturbation station"

by Skullcapp June 25, 2017