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5th of July

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.
by Submarinas October 17, 2019
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July 9

people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.
Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …
by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022
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julie mcmahon

Julie McMahon is the type of woman that takes everyone's bullshit and keeps going because she still has bills to pay. She never gets the proper admiration from the right people. Fuck Julie McMahon's Life! She is extremely underappreciated and takes way to much shit for one person. She day dreams on a regular basis of committing murder just to get her through the day. Fuck these people who want to fuck with her day. She works too fucking hard for not enough pay but she will do it anyways. Sorry Julie McMahon your life sucks!
So glad my life isn't like Julie McMahon's.
by JulieM91 November 23, 2019
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July 6

National dm your loved ones today; or your fans! ALL:)
celeb: hey guys it's July 6! dming yalls soon!!
by sub to my yt rn! - Kay Kay December 30, 2020
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July 4th

A day where the most glorious people who have the ability to outshine Independence Day are born in
Wren:”is that guy born on July 4th”
Gracie”pfft, ofc why do u think he’s so capable and dependable
by Underfyinf September 28, 2020
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July 16th

The day that thebest friend” is born , the one who knows EVERYTHING but never tells . The one who loves but never loved .
Best friend: hey whens your birthday?
Them: July 16th ,why?
Best friend: Oh can you tell me the secrets ?
Them: no they are “secrets” for a reason.
Best friend: ugh.. nobody likes you .
Them: i know …..
by MaxisShort_L March 6, 2022
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July 11th

The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics
On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!
by Ruton7807 July 11, 2021
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