breakfast joke

The most important joke of the day. If you dont laugh at it, you'll get sleepy around 11:30.

Sleepy dude: Aw man, why am I so tired, its only noon.

Me: Yeah, thats cause I told a breakfast joke and you didnt laugh at it.

by Armthehobos July 13, 2007

Joke-a-caust

When a person (or persons) tell a slough of jokes incorrectly, thus ruining and murdering them for everyone. This person out of a feeling of inadequacy, shame, or stupidity will try to redeem themselves by reciting other jokes. No matter how dry, tasteless or poor they may be.

Andrew: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the egg! No.. That's not how it went?

Tom: Oh, wow.

Andrew: Wait wait, I have more. Knock knock...

Jene: Who's there?

Andrew: Banana!

Jene: Banana who?

Andrew: Banana... What was it? Oh never mind, you'll love this one!

Tom: Oh my god has he been at this all night?

Jene: Yup, total joke-a-caust.

by Shanemaximo March 17, 2010

jakendrick

Definition of a real person; Loyal; Trustworthy

Many people can depend on JAKENDRICK.

by winns August 30, 2017

The Joker Special

When you are fucking a girls wet, tight, warm, steamy, virgin pussy and you have to pull out. Right before you cum, you get her to look at you and then you laugh in a very cinical way shooting your hot, salty load all over her face.

The Joker Special is when you are railing the stripper you just brought back to your hotel room doggy style. It is hot and sweaty. You pull out, laugh in the moment of the gesture and she looks at you with a look of confusion. Then, you blow your load while laughing in the hoes face.

by dib.w/.CrownRoyal May 7, 2011

What a joke

The samuel nougart of the squad.

Thinks he is good then gets clapped by some scrub without opposable thumbs.

Still better than a matthew sutton

I'm playing like noug, what a joke.

by NougsMumsHot69 October 15, 2020

self-effacing joke

What Jake Gyllenhaal used to charm Taylor Swifts dad

“…you who charmed my dad with self-effacing jokes, sipping coffee like you’re on a late night show” All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version)

by Taylor’s left ear November 23, 2021

Schrodinger's Joke

A joke which is both funny and not funny at the same time but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you have told it... But by then it's too late and you will either look like an idiot or a comedy genius.

(After telling a joke) I wasn't sure if you'd get that, it was a bit of a schrodinger's joke.

by WBKurgan May 4, 2010