Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day

god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter

by #batman69 August 15, 2017

jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body

damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

Jizz Blister

When you cum in your underwear and it dries up and when you peel it off, it hurts your dick. It can also be used as a insult.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Dude, I got a jizz blister last night. That shit hurt.
Guy 2: Damn, that sucks bro. I hate jizz blisters.
Example 2 (insulting):
Guy 1: Hey, fuck that dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, he’s such a fucking jizz blister.

by _sussy_baka_38 March 30, 2021

Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.

“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”

by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021

Jizz drips

When you nut up a girl's nose, resulting in her getting drips similar to cocaine.

I busted up thos girls nose and gave her jizz drips.

by Dainslief July 15, 2022

Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022