Jason Healy

Jason Healys are upstanding guys and usually have manners, they will be there when needed and understand your problems. They are good at sports and good fun after the match, they can lose their temper very quickly and when fighting usually go for the neck.

Me: Did you see Jason Healy at the match
Trey: No, know is he
Me: He's that fella over there
Trey: Ok, ill go say hello
Me: Actually, you should stay away from him

by jonzh October 18, 2019

Jason Mirandes

Best Canadian squash player that ever lived. Idolized by many and considered a hero nationwide. Awesome hand eye coordination and superior racket skills. Definitely better than Roger Federer comparitively in tennis.

Wow, that Jason Mirandes really makes me want to play some squash.

by Pwest10 February 25, 2010

Jason Cogburn

Greateslt,most awesome thing or action known to man. If your good to him he is great to you.

That knight he pulled a Jason Cogburn made that knight so Jason Cogburn!

by Jcogcc August 14, 2018

Jason Money

Making money, like Jason Kidd, making those millions. Someone who is better off than the rest around him. Opposite of broke

Person 1: Yo you hear about Ed got that job at Exon?

Person 2: Yea, he making that Jason Money!

by baldandbeez October 11, 2013

Bloody Jason

When your friend breaks his nose by a dirty large breasted stripper motorboating him

Joel: Dude take that dollar off yo face
Jason: nah bro, it's gonna be awesome
.....jason nose breaks
Joel: Man I told you she would give you a Bloody Jason!

by Pineus December 5, 2017

Jason's Pub

One of Owen Sound's more welcoming and friendly establishments. Attached to it is the "darkside". Literally just another room that is slightly dingier and does not serve Molson Crystal or 50. Also called "The Pube" by many regular patrons.

Guy 1- What are we gonna go tonight?
Guy 2- Go to the pube! Or as people from outta town call it, Jason's Pub!

by Tenant #2 above Fantasy Land October 2, 2013

Jasoning Yourself

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

by kramer1354 April 26, 2021