Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.
Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh
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Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
Elias: Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading, so I thought it best not to announce myself. I’m assuming you’re alone; you always did prefer to read your statements in private. I wouldn’t try too hard to stop reading; there’s every likelihood you’ll just hurt yourself. So just listen. Now, shall we turn the page and try again?
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Jon, not Jonathan... just Jon. The direct opposite of sex god. Mediocre. Has a lot to learn. Kind and smart but says shit like "juice" and "like hello".
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Wow did you see how gay jon was acting the other day? Yeah I know hes always like that Jon's pretty gay
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