Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.

If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.

by mdotpreis March 27, 2015

Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm

I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash

by Ryano94 July 19, 2010

Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.

Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!

by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017

jizz mac

A juicy combination burger from McDonald's.
Remove the bottom bun of a cheeseburger deluxe and then put it on top of a crispy chicken sandwich with lots of mayonnaise.

A jizz mac is easy to swallow.

by lgenorr November 3, 2017

jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

Jizz Mitzvah

When you are at a bar mitzvah ceremony and begin to nut uncontrollably, similar to a garden hose full of jizz. Usually considered a religious hate crime in most west indonesian cultures.

Bro did you hear about Jacob Goldstein’s Jizz Mitzvah!? Uncle Goldstein couldn’t control his jizz! It went everywhere.

by Jizzonah May 6, 2023

air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you jizz air because you ran out of cum.

I jerked it so much I had an air jizz

by Small dick chase April 23, 2020