shit in the dark

When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.

I took a shit in the dark while writing this.

by Ltlxlyfyyfoyfy April 2, 2021

Dark Tunnel

A prostitutes cavernous minge.

"Look at the Dark Tunnel on that prossie!"

by NubbleUK January 16, 2015

dark zero

Something ominous but is nothing at the same time.

It seem to me it is a dark zero.

by Robsarmpit February 1, 2017

dark butter

Brown butter, we dont know why its dark.

Oscar ate his toast with dark butter.

by Moxy69 April 26, 2016

Dark Star

-A star that has dark motives.

-A bright person with a dark heart.

-Beautiful, yet deadly.

-A star that no one can see but everyone can feel.

-Queen of Darkness

-The Loving Wife of a Man named Strength or Strengthy.

-The Demonic Woman who commands all darkness.

Strength was shot down, and Dark Star cried her dark tears, flooding the world with eternal darkness.

by SecretAdmirer September 30, 2004

journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.

It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.

by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003

slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.

I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.

by japster February 2, 2015