monkey boning

Spontaneous, crazy , wild , jungle like sex. Constantly switching up positions , ass spanking, hair pulling , fucking on every surface around you . ie, desks , sinks , tables , parents beds , even your children's beds! Fuck it . doing it like the mammals on the descovery Channel . its when your girls crying and yelling like rabie infested monkeys in your local zoo .

Ex: me and my bitch just had the best monkey boning sex ever . I threw her through the wall and she still got back up . she was crazy man ! She even ate the condom wrapper .

by milfy902 November 19, 2014

Knock & Bone

a traditional way to have sexual intercourse with a near by neighbor. Directions on knock and bone are very simple.

step 1) Knock
step 2) Bone

the knock and bone is not to be confused with the knock and bail, or knock and bait.

Friend 1: How on earth did you get that hot blonde girl Jennifer to sleep with you?
Friend 2: It was easy. I just walked up to her house and did a good ol' knock & bone
Friend 3: Classy!

by Gavin Nonurbid April 23, 2015

Bone Knocking

The act of two men knocking together each others erect genitalia for pleasure.

Mike: Whatcha doing this weekend?
Boneknocker: I think I'm going to spend my saturdaying bone knocking with Jim.
Mike: What the hell is bone knocking?

by Rob Boss July 17, 2015

Bone phone

When a girl has gauged earlobes big enough to fit your cock into. Then you insert your penis from the backside so that the tip sits right next to her mouth, resembling a phone. Then she can suck or lick the tip like she is talking on the phone.

Check out that chick with the gauged earrings, I bet she nobs on the bone phone!

by Bummybumkin December 23, 2016

bone clapper

An addon for the Wraith's Wailing Bell in Dead by Daylight.

Bone Clapper: A bell clapper made from a highly polished piece of bone. Causes the sounds of the Wailing Bell to echo and warp chaotically.

by PyroCoconut June 25, 2019

Bones and stones

Cemetery

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.

by Blaze Mindbend November 17, 2019

bones for dinner

1. What is served for guests when they act suspicious

2. A meal that will poison the person who eats it

I’m about to serve your boyfriend bones for dinner

by Coki May 13, 2019