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sex club

a club where people go to have sex
he held onto my shoulders as we walked into a building. i was read to take off the blindfold from my eyes.

i was shocked when i took off my blindfold to see multiple groups of people having sex. it was a club, but not a normal one.

“it’s a sex club you said you wanted to try new things”
“maybe this isnt so bad”
we walked around and i looked at an older couple having 69 sex on the bar.
next to them, there was a threesome happening.

i felt my panties dampen and my nipples harden up.

“fuck me”
i sat on a counter and my spouse ripped my shirt off of my chest. i wasn’t wearing a bra, i never know when we’re going to have sex.

he grabs one breast in his hand and the other in his mouth. a sharp breath is released from my mouth.

with a moan, he lifts my skirt and immediately begins to lick up and down my slits through my open crotch panties
my moans fill the room and i can feel him breathe in.

he plunges two fingers in and i scream. i cum.

i turn him onto the bar and put my legs by his mouth and my mouth by his dick. i suck him up and down as he eats me out.

i scream in beautiful pain when i feel something jab it’s way into my ass. a male stuck his cock in my ass.

my boyfriend is fine with it, turned on by it even.

we fuck for hours in the bar.

halfway through, a girl sitting on my face after my man has too many orgasms.

we fuck
and fuck
after the many hours of fucking we decide to wrap it up. but we plan “book clubs” every tuesday and thursday. cant wait.
by ohyespleasegodplease December 13, 2021
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The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!
Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.
by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020
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club cama

A saying people used to express they do not want to go out to the club tonight, a came refers to bed.
Yo let's go out tonight! Nah, I'm going to club cama.
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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club snubbed

a club scene method of getting someone to notice you by ignoring them
As the ball officially begins, the princes and princesses bow to each other. Star bows to Tom, but Tom turns away and bows to another royal. Star is utterly shocked, and Pony Head tells her that she is being "club snubbed"
by TheBestGeorgeEver November 17, 2017
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48 Club

A group of people whose members include those who have at some point consumed 48 beers within 48 hours.
Daren is having a big sleep today after joining the 48 Club this weekend.
by Bukator December 17, 2008
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club move

A maneuver so amateur in nature that it could only be committed in a college club sport setting. Originally used to describe actions pertaining to athletics, "club move" has colloquially come to mean a more general "scrub move" or "novice/rookie mistake."
The coxswain slept through five alarms and missed our race... What a club move.
by Annuit Cœptis April 25, 2015
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taco club

Multiple vaginas in one area without a single dick in vicinity.
We need some guys with us, it's such a taco club in here.
by anonymous May 4, 2018
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