When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.
Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.
by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021
Get the Tinley Park Handshakemug. Pouring milk and cereal into a women’s vagina and eat it with a spoon. Popularized in the “Cereal City” Battle Creek, Michigan
Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.
by RealLifeDawg56 September 8, 2020
Get the Battle Creek Handshakemug. A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.
Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"
by mhjrehsa March 31, 2017
Get the Nova Scotia Handshakemug. Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.
Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
Get the pogo-stick handshakemug. A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022
Get the Mona Lisa handshakemug. Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake
by Copco July 6, 2016
Get the Hot Mill Handshakemug. The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.
by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022
Get the Denver Health Handshakemug.