HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE

Based on the unorthodox sexual practices enjoyed by Bill Pullman's character Detective Harry Ambrose on the show The Sinner, a Harry Ambrose is when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, pull out a chunk of their pubic hair and in an Emeril Lagase style manner, throw the pubes onto said ejaculate. The act is only complete if after the pubes are placed that you step on your partner's fingernails until they turn black and/or purple.

EVER SINCE HE GAVE ME A HARRY (HAIRY) AMBROSE, MY SHIRT SEEMS TO BE STUCK INSIDE MY BELLY BUTTON

by Patrickgotglazed June 13, 2021

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!

Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!

by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008

Hairy M & M

A disgusting or unpleasant surprise, like finding a hairy M & M half way through the bag.

I was dry heaving like I just found a hairy M & M.

by FuzzyDuffer November 22, 2011

Hairy Axe Wound

unkept ladies front bottom area.

"janets hairy axe wound was desperate for a trim"

by marco November 16, 2003

Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.

Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.

by littlebabypants August 13, 2010

hairy shit gash

(Noun)

Derogatory term for trans woman vagina.

A surgical vagina made of colon tissue and reconstructed phallus. That has a distinct foul smelling odour. (It can sometimes when the surgery is botched have hair on the inside hence « hairy shit hash »)

This surgery need constant after care such a dilatation to make sure it doesn’t close

Man, I picked up a « girl » from the bar last night and when we got to « her » place she presented me with a smelly, Hairy shit gash

by Dr Verville EM April 8, 2021