when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.
Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?
Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to
by TrugoyDaPriest March 10, 2019

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"
by WadedVinos July 17, 2020

a handjob
by sweg111111 April 29, 2016

The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.
Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?
I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.
Kool.
I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.
Kool.
by bPlague7 March 28, 2012

Donavan- “I have 5 guitars!”
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*
Lexi- “your a guitar player? So you have no friends?”
Donavan- “aren’t you my friend?”
*awkward silence*
by Bitchless-Lesbian October 23, 2023
