Grapes

PURPLE GRAPES ARE THE BEST FRUIT. JUICIER THAN ORANGES AND APPLES CONBINED FIGHT ME BUT YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

Girl 1: how are you so perfect??
Girl 2: i eat alot of grapes

by Helplessdepression February 13, 2019

Grapist

Remove the G and you’ll see.

Omg He is such a grapist he hides in alleyways.

by Crazy4216 December 4, 2019

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Graping Sunshine

A night where you have stayed up until 3 AM, go into the kitchen, take a grape out of the refrigerator, wash it, put it in your asshole, and then go to sleep. The next morning, when you take a shit, you will get a burning sensation of grape juice flowing out of your rectum. Congratulations you have made your breakfast drink!

"I wake up every morning to a nice cup of my son's Graping Sunshine."

by LewdNinja January 17, 2020

Grapist

Tormod.

Jonas: What are you doing?
Tormod: Oh, Im just graping you from behind:)
Jesper: Tormod stop being a grapist!

by KaSiKaSi February 4, 2020

Grape head

Somebody who’s a bit of a knobhead but still a decent person

P1: Shut up you midget

P2: Shut up you grape head

by BigManKevFromHouse69 February 24, 2020

grape

my name. i am grape.
i am super cool grape man.

"grape is super cool, look at it go!"

by 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓮 July 2, 2020