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Gabriel G.

He is the most fucking annoying kid in the grade. The biggest teacher's pet. Shortass midget too. He acts like a bitch in the heat and is most probably gay. No offence though. He has no friends, even though he thinks he does. Plenty of people run away when they see him. But, once someone finally feels sorry for him enough and hangs around him, he becomes clingy as fuck. When he's in the wrong, he tries to cry his way out. He also has this disgusting bitch walk, that he says is absolutely beautiful.
Gabriel G. decided in his early stages of his life that he wanted to be hated by most of the people surrounding him.
by Enva November 19, 2019
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Gabriel

This Gabriel is a mixture of Gomez And Elijah and the name is Gabriel Gomez Elijah. This Gabriel is the coolest person unimaginable. Ha sum dark humor. Has witty ness. Shy a bit. He knows himself and his traits and studies his roots because he’s Also very philosophical. He don’t give a fuck. Gabriel is a friend you want by your side if you got no one to hang with even if you don’t have the weed he’ll still be down but depending on his mood too but if you bring him a sack of doety weed look forward to having a good time cause he will talk his mind and trippy thoughts out depending on the subject. Gabriel is silent but talks a chop when he opens up so he makes sure not to be too much. He knows he’s weird and doesn’t know what to do bout it but to do the right thing. He is horny. He knows that. He wants to work hard for the reward and believes in god and philosophy. Gabriel is a great person and is someone you want at the party. He likes nothing but fun and making money. He is lazy but is responsible so he can be able to be lazy. Gabriel is living life. Gabriel is one of god and knows he’s a goat. No matter what the urban dictionary says about the name Gabriel this is the true Gabriel you are supposed to be if your reading this right now. But except I’m a mixture of Gomez and Elijah so research your last names to find more about your full name and put the puzzle together to figure out your character in life.
Gabriel:* chilling*
Friend: sup man what’s up
Gabriel: ahh nun juss chilling.

December 3rd is my birthday
by ElijahGomezG473200 May 15, 2022
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Gabriel

Cool person who is epic and cool (unlike noah)
Wow... ts so gabriel -definitely not gabriel
by TheMungler September 4, 2025
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Gabriel

Really nice person that tends to own a very beautiful and symetrical penis the size of a gatorade bottle. He is so handsome and smart and great at math, we should all look up to him and his genitals.
I bet his name was gabriel cuz that thing was as big as a gatorade bottle!
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Jean-Gabriel

This person generally identifie itself as she/he and really loves the gay stuff.

Despite the fact that this person describes itself as non-gendered, Jean-Gabriel is very close to his emotions. His challenge is to balance his emotions in order to grow internally.
« Jean-Gabriel, stop touching my nips »
by Jean-Gabriel secret lover November 22, 2021
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Gabriel

Gabriel is unforgettable. He starts off as a just a friend you talk to in class and boom you start to develop feelings for him. He’s a good boyfriend and is hella attractive. He got curly brown hair, tall, and plays basketball. Along with his good looks comes his fun personality. He can always make you feel happy even if you are sad. If you ever get a Gabriel, never let him go because he is the best person you’ll ever meet.
“Who’s that? He’s bad asl
“Oh him? That’s my homie Gabriel”
by user119202025 June 30, 2024
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Gabriele

Always the best, dislikes most vegetables and has the biggest penis around, he is some kind of primal tho always making monkey noises, he has some sort of alchool addiction
Yo see that guy making monkey noises? must be a gabriele
by Jhon deo November 22, 2021
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