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floatard

Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.
Check out those floatards over there eating Popeye's fried chicken in the swimming pool.
by The Great Badger October 17, 2008
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floating dagger

a sensation aroused during the act murdering a close friend, guest, countryman or family member. To provoke such an image, one must stressfully plot murder, stay awake for multiple nights without sleep, and immediately start to plan other murders of people close to you.
by hahahaahah May 6, 2009
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floastie

The perfect combination of drunk and high.
Tim: Yo that L was brolic.
John: Yerrr I'm super floastie right now.
by Theophany69 May 29, 2009
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Float builders

ones who build low budget class floats
WHOA! who built that float!? Oh it was the float builders.
by sikysikygnargnar1 September 18, 2009
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floatieling

a combination of the english word 'floating' and javenese phrase 'ati eling' which literary means 'the heart remembers' or a sense of nostalgic memories.
totally at space, floatieling on a rainy day.
by vacantparkbench December 12, 2009
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Floxiblob

An alternative to the word nonsense, coined in the early part of 2010 during an internet chat session when one friend asked the other friend to tell a story. The made up word 'Floxiblob' quickly became more interesting that the story itself. Saddened by the fact that the word wasn't real the friends decided to give it life and share it with the rest of the world.
'That's total floxiblob and you know it!'
'Floxiblob!'
'Stop this floxiblob at once!'
'That sounds like total floxiblob to me.'
'Don't give me that floxiblob!'
by Scipiana January 11, 2010
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floatin red river

by ruck'es September 2, 2010
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