A member of the legendary squad which consists of three honorable members - Jests, Santa and ofc Flower Boy.
Some might call him stupid or gay, but we say: Fuck it.
Not anyone can be a Flower boy, it requires great bravery and a big dick. Also you need to be called "sexy" by Jesus. If Jesus don't call u sexy, you aren't worthy of the flower.
Some might call him stupid or gay, but we say: Fuck it.
Not anyone can be a Flower boy, it requires great bravery and a big dick. Also you need to be called "sexy" by Jesus. If Jesus don't call u sexy, you aren't worthy of the flower.
by yerboiJesus December 9, 2016
Get the Flower Boymug. by Chocolate Vape Juice Fund September 25, 2011
Get the sacred flowermug. A female who suggests something in a bitchy tone, but her male partner doesn’t like or think the suggestion is the right one. And then she explains her reasoning for the suggestion and turns out to be right.
Female: “Hey why don’t we go and get the kids there food instead of sitting outside of our food place.”
Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
Male: “No we can sit here and go get food. Female: “Ummm ok well it’s 5’oclock traffic and it might take us longer to get our food back hot then if we get stuck in traffic and then we wait for the dinner line on top and then more traffic to get home. And if we go get the kids food then ours will be ready and we can save time.”
Male: “Dammit why do you have to be a douche flower.”
by Barbiedoll88 February 23, 2021
Get the Douche flowermug. The action of shooting your loads inside a woman's vagina 3 times and feeling it curve to the left or right and weakening. Almost like a dying flower or plant when you forget to water it.
Well shit, i just shot my whipped cream inside the Burger King manager's vagina 3 times and now my meat missile turned into a dead flower.
by Thatweirdpunk97 June 30, 2024
Get the Dead Flowermug. by sspamalot June 23, 2012
Get the going to the flower shopmug. Jeff: Hey, Jay, wanna go to Fred's party? I hear he has loads of Spleens Flower.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.
Jay: Spleens Flower?
Jeff: Coke. he has a huge coke stash, Jay.
Jay: oh, I'm not into drugs.
by Poyomaster696969 September 8, 2020
Get the Spleens Flowermug. Flower Petal disease is very similar to Hanahaki disease, but different at the same time, Flower Petal Disease is formed from one sided love through a successful relationship one person thought was working through the relationship, the other person who pretended to love the other person would be mean through the relationship, the one feeling success in the relationship will eventually break after the other breaks up with them, causing flower petal disease, commonly the flowers or petals that will be coughed up will be the person who has it, will be their favorite flower, more uncommon flowers would be the others favorite flower, Flower petal disease can be removed from surgery but can commonly fail because of where the disease is started, commonly in the brain other times in the heart, Flower petal disease will not kill you unless it comes to more and more where you can control it in day but not at night, one day without the petals coming out will make the next day worse, commonly those who have it will wear masks so they do not have to worry about going into a restroom or find a trash can to dispose of the flower petals til later
Definition/define:
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship
2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day
Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship
1. A not so common disease causing the patient to cough up flowers from a broken relationship
2. heres an example from a roleplay:
"she was slightly surprised the flowers didn't act up today but knew they'd be worse tomorrow" commonly the person who has it can take medicine to help control it during the day
Flower Petal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki the patient coughing up flowers but instead after a broken relationship
by eggs_cosplays July 28, 2020
Get the flower petal diseasemug.