Nose First

When a male with a boner runs into a wall and their nose hits the wall first.

Man has a nose first down their

by Swfty50 April 21, 2021

breast first search

a searching algorithm used by programmers which involves the search of the breast first, going down onwards

That guy uses breast first search? He's so hot ong

by randomJavaEnjoyer May 16, 2022

SANJAY FIRST

SANJAY FIRST is the cat's meow of parties. You will see shit there that people won't see in a lifetime. It doesn't happen often but when it does you must be reefed if you are planning on missing it. It is a cure to all nightmares, so come out and get cranked. We Can Finally Catch A Break!!!

"Oh I heard Sanjay is back in town, are you goin to SANJAY FIRST?"
"Don't ask questions you already know the answer too, I wouldn't miss SANJAY FIRST even if my wife was delivering birth to my first son."

by WetKids October 19, 2022

Timothecles’ First Principle

Timothecles’ First Principle states that those should:

Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.

Timothecles’ First Principle could be defined as - questioning how to improve one’s intellect, status, wealth, sigma.

The Story:
After many hours of pondering, Timothecles returned to social consciousness to speak to the masses.

Legend proclaims he declared these words - “Seek freedom of the mind. One who masters the power of knowledge will possess the knowledge of power.”

His many followers soon realized his great sagacity and met him at the coliseum gates where he was, very slowly, making his way to his front-row bench seats to the empire-wide stoning at mid-day.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

The first country to recognise Bangladesh

Bharat. She recognized Bangla Desh on 6 Dec 1971 around 11 AM.

Several newspapers including The New York Times, The Irish Times, Asian News Service, The Bangladesh Observer, The Washington Post, Chicago Tribune, and so on.

Bangladesh was helped by Bharat in all cases at 1971 War and became the first country to recognise Bangladesh.

by typical Indian October 14, 2023

Matt's First Law

Your car will be only be involved in an accident totaling it when all the following conditions are met:
1. You have a full tank a gas
2. You have recently had an oil change
3. You have 4 new tires

Some middle-age woman plowed into your car and totaled it. Matt's First Law applies.

by Matty M. G. January 11, 2011

Love at first shite

Playing tinder on the toilet, the act of swiping before wiping.

When making a log deposit becomes a beautiful moment.

"Dude, check out this ten".
"I'm not touching your phone, I know where you've been"
"But dude, it was love at first shite"

by Lanky Charlie January 23, 2015