george bush fart

When someone messes up terribly like a faggot.

Whew, that guy was such a george bush fart!

by farting dedede July 20, 2009

Fart Biscuit

to fart in ones cupped hand then thrust the trapped fart-air into someones nose/mouth

me: if you give me another fart biscuit im going to murder your whole family.

you: ok.

by St. God January 16, 2011

farticle accelerator

When, after releasing a cloud of farticles, you suddenly get up from your chair and walk across the room or office, trailing a cloud of farticulate matter behind you and contaminating the vicinity.

Dude! I heard that! Take your farticle accelerator somewhere else! (waves hands to dissipate farticle cloud)

by Ian Akori July 27, 2008

Whiskey Fart

To sit on the toilet after a night of drinking and have brown water fire hosed out your ass

oh jeez, i better strap myself in, i'm about to take a whiskey fart!

by Shamann July 6, 2004

cake farter

A woman who sits in a cake with her naked butt and releases methane emissions which cause global warming but also clear a room with their stinky aroma, right into a freshly-baked pastry.

Ashleigh sat down proudly naked in the cake and farted. She's a cake farter.

by GeorgeSchmoe October 3, 2008

fart booster

extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport

FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!

DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!

by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009

fart in a hail storm

When somebody makes a bad situation worse. usually used in reference to a child misbehaving when alot of other stuff going on.

Tristen was acting like a fart in a hail storm ,knocking over lawn chairs and fishing poles, when his grandma was trying to reel in a fish.

by fart in a hailstorm August 4, 2009