by Jesus gerolla February 9, 2014
Get the ear canalmug. A term used against low IQ caucasian/white people who talk with tone of superiority due to delusions of grandeur although they have a high percentage of neanderthal DNA, whereas Africans have none.
"Fucking niggers, y'all look like monkeys"
"Calm down red ears, fucking hilariously derranged neanderthal offspring"
"You wish..."
"Say that when you realize that chimps skin is actually is caucasian-white".
"Calm down red ears, fucking hilariously derranged neanderthal offspring"
"You wish..."
"Say that when you realize that chimps skin is actually is caucasian-white".
by TheProudSaiyan August 13, 2015
Get the Red Earsmug. to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
by joosen April 22, 2007
Get the dicked in the earmug. she wanted to know when it was about to come, so she stuck it in her ear to hear better. Ear Sex uses hearing senses very effectively.
by Long Ranger April 15, 2006
Get the Ear Sexmug. virginity, not having had sex, a great gift from a woman to a man, something that many women are proud to have and men are ashamed to, originally termed from loveless, a yaoi anime.
Samantha : I saw Beth go home with Bill.
Sara : I bet they were trying to figure out how to lose their cat ears all night long.
Sara : I bet they were trying to figure out how to lose their cat ears all night long.
by LaPluma September 20, 2009
Get the Cat earsmug. a bitch ear is your favourite ear to bitch to, and usually belongs to another person. unless they are dead. which makes the bitch ear a bit pointless.
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
basically, the person you moan to about your shitty life :)
Ben: Dude, whats up with Hayley, she looks a bit upset
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
Jerry: It's cool, i'll find out later, i'm her bitch ear.
by mrbeefy0811 September 23, 2011
Get the bitch earmug. Similar to “eye balling” something as a visual estimate, ear balling is used when trying to achieve a rough estimate of a sound. Although the word sounds dirty, it typically is not; unless you can somehow manage to stuff your nads into a woman’s ear.
Usage: “Josh had to tune the car by ear balling it before selling it to Wild Bill. He bought the car from Jill for only $20 so it was a bargain. And he’s Jewish so he knows a thing or two about bargains!”
by CraigoD April 14, 2011
Get the Ear Ballingmug.