dumb english

Simplified english terms.easier than laymans and plain english. four letter or less english words only

"In my last transaction, there was a credit of two dollars"
IN DUMB ENGLISH IT WOULD BE : " I got 2 bucks last time"

dumb english by azq July 22, 2006

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence

me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Olde English 

Shit tacos in a bottle. This horrific brand of malt liquor is sold most popularly in 40oz. glass bottles and is generally priced in the neighborhood of 3 bucks. Considering that the alcohol conent of this beverage is about 8% the price to booze ratio is favorable for those in dire financial straights. The recomended method of consumption is to drink all 40oz. in a hurry and then wait for the party to begin. Unfortunatly, the hangover that results from Olde English is akin to being run over by a Cadilac Escilade packed with over weight gangsters.

Dude, I was down to my last few bucks last night but I wanted to get ripped so I bought a 40 of Olde English and pounded that mother.

Olde English by Don_Vito December 12, 2009

cheap english 

A form of the English language which is ridden by consistently misplaced grammar and frequently incorrect vocabulary. Widely popular in the third world.

Almost synonymous to the concept of "engrish".

"I would like to pleasely kind you stand up."

- I would like to kindly please that you stand up."

"Prior living turn off please light."

- Before leaving, please turn off the light."

"I love speak cheap english communication."

- I love to communicate using cheap English."

cheap english by MiMiN February 21, 2011

Female English Teacher

This is someone you simp for - you dream of marrying them once you are of age and buying a cottage with them in the middle of the woods and living with them happily ever after but THEY ARE TAKEN OH SHIT OH NO PLEASE GOD FUCK NO

Friend: Do you have the female English teacher fourth period?
Me: Yes ;)

Female English Teacher by mrgavrochi September 14, 2020

U.S English 

A language named English, which originated in England. The Americans have changed the language to be different and sever their ties with England. These days, Americans believe they created the English language and believe their way of speaking English is correct. This is not the case however, as the English language originates from England. Therefore, if you're ever told by an American that you're speaking English incorrectly, you have the right to say that they have no right to tell you that "US English" is correct, and you're speaking their language wrong.

American: OH MY GOD, I love the color of your dress!
English Person: It's COLOUR. With a U!
American: Umm, that's so wrong! There is no U.
English Person: The clue is in the name, English! England! I'm correct you idiot yank!
American: Whatever... American people are better than you stinking Brits...
English Person: I'm English. Not British.
U.S English, the incorrect variation on standard English.

U.S English by King Donkeyfuck April 2, 2015

California English 

Language spoken in California, where 'I'm sick' can be taken as egotistical, and you can say 'yeahhhh, mahhhhhhhhhn' without being a druggie.

"I don't know what the hell he's saying, I think he's speaking California English."

California English by Kokosfault January 20, 2009