Douche Detection

A sense one comes across after many years of experience of knowing douches. This sense makes you able to detect if a person is douche or not by looking at their clothes/listening to how they talk/ect.

I used my douche detection skills when I heard a car speed off on the residential street outside my window. He was defiantly a douche.

by xgabbyblu November 17, 2009

Douche Tanker

When douche bag doesn't quite illustrate the magnitude of someone’s douche baggery.

1: Did you see Brian wearing 5 popped collars at once.
2: Yeah, he's a douche bag.
1: No, douche bag ends at two popped collars. Five at a time makes you a douche tanker.
2: Fucking spot on!

by DakotaJay March 14, 2008

Iceberg Douche

Only 10% of doucheness can be seen but you know there is 90% more beneath the surface.

That guy was cool but turned out to be a real iceberg douche once you get to know him.

by vingratis March 18, 2009

douche tooth

a douche bag that talks extremely loud when talking on a blue tooth headset in a small space like an elevator

I hate when I'm stuck in an elevator with a douche tooth.

by onsluaght94 March 13, 2009

Yugi-douche

A person who plays the card game yu-gi-oh! but is a giant cock, you can recognize a Yugi-Douche by the way he or she says your turn or by the way he or she smiles if they look like Richard Simmons with Botox then you have yourself a genuine Yugi-douche, the best way to beat a Yugi-Douche is to actually beat him or her with a shovel to death, that is all.

Yugi-Douche : Expensive deck, no skill, lots of cocky cockness.

by truthbetold95 February 11, 2013

dry douche

a method of speaking to a person in a tone and manner that causes said person to believe that the speaker cares, is friendly, and is sensitive to the person's emotions/needs. But when 'you' step back and really think about the words being spoken, the speaker is actually being a complete ass and telling the person that they need to go fuck themselves.

The officer just dry douched that suspect.

by Kwaz8 July 13, 2014

blue douche

after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans

2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress

by Uncle Joosie May 3, 2019