Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

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Dolphined

Getting dolphined is the event in which someone intentionally pokes the hood of your sweatshirt inside out in order to make it resemble the fin of a dolphin. This is generally done in schools and without the victims knowledge, as part of the fun is waiting until they realize they’ve been dolphined.

I just dolphined Jeff’s hood! Let’s see how long it takes for him to notice.

by dankdude November 30, 2023

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Dolphin Muzzle

Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making

Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.

by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009

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couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

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