dive

An act of soccer shithousery, which consists in simulating a foul against the "diver". Especially effective in the opponent's penalty box.

"Portugal defender Pepe has put in a contender for most blatant dive of the World Cup, with his Oscar-worthy flop against Morocco last night earning the immediate ire of the internet." (The West Australian, 'All That's Wrong With Football', June 21, 2018)

by sazanlip June 10, 2022

Mexican Snow Dive

Jumping out of a hottub, rolling around in the snow, then back into hottub.

WEASEL JUST DID A MEXICAN SNOW DIVE, IN 40 BELOW WEATHER, CRAZY GUY.

by anonymous December 30, 2023

Trench diving

When you accidentally fall into an open trench, potentially hurting or embarrassing yourself.

"I hope Darren is okay, I just saw him trench diving out the front of the office"

by thetrenchman January 29, 2024

taco dive

the female version of a tea bag.

Hey Denise, I dare you to go taco dive on Justin's food.

by say WHAAAT?! February 26, 2011

Snuff Diving

Performing oral sex on a woman while using chewing tobacco.

I was eating out this chick and decided I needed some chewing tobacco so I put in a pinch of Coppenhagen and went snuff diving.

by TheSnuffDiver March 2, 2015

wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.

- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"

by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005

Dive

When a Group Of Hot Females Tell One Of Their Friends To Hook Up
With The Ugly Guy

Hey Janet Will You Take a Dive
We Need Someone To Hook Up With The Least Attractive Guy In The Group

by BreakingBitchesCodes April 18, 2017