after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
by ———— March 03, 2019
You have come back from Glastonbury, you walk through the door and sit down, nothing you thought was real is. At 9pm you leave your desk job and all you can hear is the thumping sound of the Pyramid in your head, you go to your local night club and all you can think is how much better shangri-la is. Your friends who all went to V-fest or Wireless say they understand how you feel, and why you always look so sad, they dont. They dont know what its like to get 2 hours sleep a night, in the fields of Somerset, with nothing but a fiver tent and ten crates of cider. Eventually you lose sight of everything, all the dates that matter in your life are when the tickets go on sale. You eventually have to get counselling, with the counsellor wandering why you keep on saying Michael Eavis under your breath. Soon you live in the stone circle, no amount of police force can prise you out, the fields of Pilton Farm are your sanctuary. For the remainder of your days you change your name officially to Glastonbury and wait for the sacred date: where you can do acid at 5am and no one cares. Having PGSD is a sad, sad life.
Jack: Have you seen how sad Jim looks lately?
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
Tony: Yeah I know! I think he just came back from this hippie-fest in Somerset and has Post-Glastonbury stress disorder.
by william reid July 05, 2015
by clovey March 10, 2022
When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit
by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017
The disorder turns straight men homosexual.
Some cases are far worse, however, with some never finding a cure in their entire life.
Some cases are far worse, however, with some never finding a cure in their entire life.
by Stupid Af June 21, 2021
Also known as sbd, the signs of this disorder are
1. Owns a hydroflask
2.overly obsesses with turtles
3.says: an I oop sksksksksk
4. Extremely bitchy and annoying
please note that men can contract this this horrid disorder, they are possibly homosexual
1. Owns a hydroflask
2.overly obsesses with turtles
3.says: an I oop sksksksksk
4. Extremely bitchy and annoying
please note that men can contract this this horrid disorder, they are possibly homosexual
“*drops hydroflask on purpose*
AN I OOP SKSKSK OMG STOP USING PLASTIC”
Victim with Stupid bitch disorder (sbd)-2019
AN I OOP SKSKSK OMG STOP USING PLASTIC”
Victim with Stupid bitch disorder (sbd)-2019
by recreatethehocaustwitvscogirls September 07, 2019
When you spent a lot of time on the streets but don't want to go back because of the risk of getting killed or beat up.
Lil Pump spent 20 years going to school and working in the hood that he developed Post Traumatic Street Disorder.
by Legal Gang$ta April 09, 2021