A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.
Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!
by Doobedoo May 12, 2024
Get the P. Diddy mug.a meme starring sans where he stares at the viewer, saying... "baby girl? daddys home."
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)
before taking off his shirt, revealing muscles drawn amazingly to arouse mostly women, but also gay men, he then looks at you and says "hello princess..." before showing his fangs and coming closer to you, he then gets on top of you with a manly chuckle as you put your hands on his chest, and then he reveals his big lips that he'll use to kiss you with, this has gotten a youtube series named "the daddy trilogy". it has been abandoned as of 4 months ago. (November 23rd 2023)
by AsherK March 24, 2024
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by naeuiofnyuw4cr December 14, 2024
Get the P. Diddy mug.Any guy who looks even somewhat like a child predator and has a first name starting with the letter E. People around him think he hangs around the preschool searching for his next victim.
Guy 1: Is it just me, or does that guy Eric look like a total pedophile?
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real E. Diddy, probably looking for a toddler to touch rn.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real E. Diddy, probably looking for a toddler to touch rn.
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“Nah, that’s bait. Nice try, Diddy”
“Nah, that’s bait. Nice try, Diddy”
by MWBoarder June 19, 2025
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