dan mellor

a young man born with only one testicle

dan mellor only has one ball haha

by josh downes March 21, 2022

Pulling-a-dan

Being a complete snake

Oh grace I’m totally-pulling-a-dan

by Dhiedjdjsoksdj March 27, 2020

Dan and Shay

Used in place of bad words and when you get super excited. Instead of “Damn, Gina”, it’s “Dan and Shay!” Or “Yo bro look what I just picked up!” “Dan and Shay that’s nice!”

One bro jumped in the pool over granpappys head and the other bro yelled “Dan and Shay that was cool!!”

by WTFunny September 18, 2020

dan and carl

Two Homosexual dickheads, who do nothing but put eachother's meat sticks in their butthole and eat fruit milk while they 'nae nae' all day.

"eY lad, do you happen to know dan and carl?"
"yE fuck i do, They were in the twin towers when bush bombed em up"
"good on em"

by fuckpoo69 October 27, 2015

Old Dan

a dog from "Where The Red Fern Grows"
Little Ann and Old Dan

Billy and Old Dan went hunting with Little Ann.

by AJP222 November 19, 2019

Dan Math

When the success rate says 90%, but really means 10%.

There's no way I should have failed....that's some straight up Dan Math right there...

by UrbanWalker4042 January 26, 2020

Dirty Dan

When your banging someone with a really bad yeast infection and end up with a dick disease

Yo did you hear jimmy still fucked that chick with a yeast infection?
Yeah, he’s a real dirty dan.

by Hippityhophead December 5, 2020