Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024

Primary Douchebag

Not to be confused with the Apprentice Douchebag. Just as there is always a bigger villain behind the scene so to is a bigger douchebag. Usual signs that a primary douchebag is in the area is usually the annoyed feelings you get from the crowd around you. It is always the person who makes everyone at a party feels mad as hell.

Guy 1: I get why this party sucks there's a Primary Douchebag here and its probably Patrick.

by HourglassMage May 10, 2012

Douchebag

A dumbass who thinks they’re better then everyone else.

Mr.douchebag bragged about his new fucking PS5 that he’ll never even use!

by Sk0olbus1 June 29, 2022

Douchebag

A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.

O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.

by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014

Oblivious douchebag

To annoy. To raise a contention when no one cares for your opinion. To be thought of as an idiot, then to share ones opinion and to remove any doubt. To be utterly ignorant of just stupid you really are in the eyes of others.

On facebook, he's just an oblivious douchebag

by DocEMT February 15, 2021

First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.

Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag

by boomergee. June 29, 2022

Douchebag

Ethot/Ethan

Wow is that a douchebag?
Yup that’s Ethan

by Lunch Table234 June 6, 2018