Colton

Chivalrous

Did you see that man, he was Colton.

by Anonymous9247 January 8, 2022

content machine

In reality, he's nothing but a meat shield

I'm a content machine pepeW

by Praydan January 23, 2022

contendfillgraphical

an online danger website filled with hacks and cheats used to scam or get inside info on another person including address and credit card number.

i called 911 because a notification showed up saying"your address was used a contendfillgraphical way"

by frrrrrrrrt January 29, 2022

Colton

A guy who may seem weird but who has the most amazing personality. He is very magnetic and you feel drawn to him. Even though he doesn't feel anything for you, he's still extremely kind and caring. He has the most beautiful facial features that you can't resist staring at.

God I can't not like him, he's just such a Colton

by Just a hopeless romantic January 30, 2022

colton

coltons are blonde mullet wearing assholes who wear cowboy boots and wear their worn-out, tight ass, ragged up old navy jeans. they always be saying the n word too. coltons need their own damn species. and don’t get involved with these things, they be on some racist shit.

“did you see that ugly nigga with the lasso?”
“yeah, it’s colton.”

by kushi! February 4, 2022

Colton Sheasgreen

Definitely the sexiest man to ever live and an overall magnet to all the ladies. He also has an absolute dump truck of a booty.

"Wow is that Colton Sheasgreen, just look at his absolute dumpy"
-Craig Derrell

by big money man February 7, 2022

Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.

“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."

by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022