copson

a cop who likes donuts

The Sherrif was a copson

by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003

lost consonant

Mistakenly omitting a consonant from a word, resulting in a sentance or phrase taking on a different meaning altogether. I first saw it used in a book by Graham Rawle, but I think it's a generic term.

After golf, David went for a drink in the cub bar.

by phil Rayner June 6, 2004

The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."

by Fic May 30, 2006

Colon Glove

portion of the colon that may stick to the penis as one pulls out. May resemble a small tail.

Looks like your fingers when you take a latex glove off....: He was so deep in her ass, the colon glove looked like a tail hanging from her ass when he pulled out.

by Sarber June 24, 2008

colon roach

A person who licks/eats ass.

The boy scout leader was a colon roach.

by Turtledude October 19, 2008

Colon Demon

A way of describing a massively terrible bowel movement and/or constipation.

Also synonymous with "Alcohol Shits"

I was in the bathroom for half an hour with "colon demons"

I have a terrible case of "colon demons", I can't wait to get home.

After the party last night I suffered from a bad case of "colon demons"

by DaschsMeister March 25, 2010

colonoscopee

the act of a male having butt sex with a female, and then rinsing out her butt with your urine in preparation of butt sex.

"My girl told me to stick it in her ass, so i gave her a colonsoscopeee first."

"I gave Luckie a colonoscopee before i butt raped him because he would not let me spit in his butthole."

by corn up your crank January 8, 2012