Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy

Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022

Christopher

Probably the nicest person you could ever meet, a bit stupid and can’t spell well at all, has a shit phone and always rocks around with a vape in his mouth. 50% of the time is high and steals people’s fags but is the nicest person in the world, has a banging personality but his dick can cause you to throw up everywhere... also doesn’t like kissing which is a bit disabled but anyways, he finds it hard to forgive slags that have fucked him over but really needs to forgive a girl the really likes him.

Christopher, I love you

by Ameliahhenrythebeast August 29, 2018

christopher farrel

SIMP NATION!!!!!!!!!!!

Christopher Farrel is a fucking simp

by Happy elephant March 1, 2020

christopher

a male given name: from a Greek word meaning “Christ-bearer”

christopher is A king

by chrisjamesjr March 24, 2023

christopher dewild

Guy from my school
I still like him 👍🏻

christopher dewild is in my search bar what do I do

by c.rey October 31, 2021

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024