Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Choke and spunk

Get person one to put his cock into person two
Then get person two to put their penis in person one mouth
Get Both people to spunk at the same time
Person one should be choking on person twos spunk and person one should be spunking at the same time

the CONGRATS you have done the spunk and choke

did you hear what Ben and Flynn got up to on the weekend

yeah they did the choke and spunk

by alarriethatcanhandle May 25, 2022

okiee choke

Is the living embodiment of corny ,can't dance socially strange , plains dwelling, ass kickin' beast on the flat track!

Did you see OKIEE choke last night she was a beast.

by OKiee August 1, 2014

Choke

Cam Newton during every single game

"Cam Newton just fumbled the ball and just choked real badly and costed the team the entire game, again""

by Stalingrad69 August 13, 2019

Minnesota choke

An all too familiar collapse when it's crunch time.

The Timberwolves pulled off the Minnesota Choke to a T.
The Vikings invented the Minnesota Choke.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Choke on a potato

What to call it when you're teabagging someone with massive balls and you start to gag.

Ari was afraid he'd choke on a potato at lunch today.

by Puntmuffer October 4, 2017