a very very stoooopid little boy who likes to mock women, goths and red dwarf. ..not only goths in general but a goth very much loved by us all and to mock him on his own band site no less...you IDIOT CHAV BOY!
smeg is a very good insult, and does beat sp00nfuck...what the hell do you call a sp00nfuck..and in leet aswel?? well if you're 'leet' you must be cool...
as for women...you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to celibacy. if you're not there already...
you have merely experienced that small smattering of girls who will actually sleep with you..and now, having totally irrationally spouted that shit on the guestbook of the Purged site, you will now never get any girl other than the aforementioned. and i'm damn fucking glad because you don't deserve them!
smeg is a very good insult, and does beat sp00nfuck...what the hell do you call a sp00nfuck..and in leet aswel?? well if you're 'leet' you must be cool...
as for women...you just bought yourself a one-way ticket to celibacy. if you're not there already...
you have merely experienced that small smattering of girls who will actually sleep with you..and now, having totally irrationally spouted that shit on the guestbook of the Purged site, you will now never get any girl other than the aforementioned. and i'm damn fucking glad because you don't deserve them!
damo: tom you're such a sp00nfuck.
everyone who knows/loves/has met tom: *punches and pounds 'til death ensues*
everyone who knows/loves/has met tom: *punches and pounds 'til death ensues*
by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds December 17, 2004
Get the damo the chavmug. Someone who has their last name with the letters "CH" in that order. They also must always be angry, even if nothing is wrong. Thus having an angry chav.
John was angry that James haxed his computer. John then got up and kicked James in the shin and laughed. Thus being an Angry Chavs because he's so mad.
by Mr. Chivs May 22, 2007
Get the ANGRY CHAVSmug. by JoeeeeeeeeeMammmaaaaaa April 22, 2020
Get the Chav Girlmug. Hes a fella who is flirtatious and a charmer.
His cheeky manner will have most women wanting more.
He knows what MOST women want to hear and has an amazing ability of being a smooth operator when it comes to the opposite sex.
He will 'usually' be a player and have women falling at his feet because of his rough diamond charm.
Generally he will meet a women (cheeky ratley) who will play him at his own game, and will have him eating out of the palm of her hand. He can be tamed and under the thumb but only when he has met his match will this ever happen.
He will probably be of welsh origin, unable to speak the language, but believe himself to be french.
His cheeky manner will have most women wanting more.
He knows what MOST women want to hear and has an amazing ability of being a smooth operator when it comes to the opposite sex.
He will 'usually' be a player and have women falling at his feet because of his rough diamond charm.
Generally he will meet a women (cheeky ratley) who will play him at his own game, and will have him eating out of the palm of her hand. He can be tamed and under the thumb but only when he has met his match will this ever happen.
He will probably be of welsh origin, unable to speak the language, but believe himself to be french.
My little taffy friend is a cheeky chav, Every girl needs a cheeky chav in there life if not as a lover then definately a friend. Hes a great crack, terrible flirt a real rough diamond.
by PikeyPrincess January 13, 2010
Get the Cheeky Chavmug. Chav heal is commonly found in chavs that wear excessively worn faux-Ugg boots that no longer have heal support. Consequently, the heal makes a dragging noise when the chav proceeds to move. Chav heal are widely populated in cheap supermarkets and discount stores, where the chavs congregate in the masses.
by Bez1984 February 22, 2011
Get the Chav healmug. wanna be not chavs are poeple who once upon a time listened chris brown and usher, but now because it has become encredibly unacceptable to be anything but a prissy little rich girl who looks like top shop has thrown up on them and that thev'ye "ALWAYS" listened to hard core rock! they are chavs at heart but can't show their true colours! poor things! they squeeze their anerexic bodies into drainpipes whilst we all know they'd really rather be wearing trackies and impossibly scraped backed gelled hair!
sometimes they'll listen to R&B in a retro ironic way, when really it's just so they can face another day of not being a chav!
sometimes they'll listen to R&B in a retro ironic way, when really it's just so they can face another day of not being a chav!
wanna be not chavs is, she is thin wears all designer teamed with camden market, she looks good, of course... but wait didn't i see her at the chris brown concert when rock wasn't fashoinable?!
by shabaz September 8, 2006
Get the wanna be not chavsmug. by Zinc Bark Bottom March 9, 2011
Get the Chav Spoonsmug.