Ususally at least one item of burberry, or a naff trackie, but not the one they save for best. Hair usually put up really high or corn-rows only at the front or some other shitty hairstyle. Normally huge hoops or naff little hoops. Eyebrow piercing mebeh. AND sometimes fat chav girls have cropped tops showing their fat stomachs with a horrible belly bar. Most common accessory: little black baby in a pram (sometimes white). These 'girls' can be exceedingly loud. Fag in hand.
Stacy is standing outside JJB with her little black baby Chardonney, smoking and revealing massive stomach with stretch marks. She is well sexi innit. Now, that is a girl chav!
by im a proper bo well sexi ladi innit, ma crew July 29, 2008
Get the girl chav mug.A thav ( Pronounced Tav) is defined as a a individual(s) who come from a specific Asian ethnic background e.g. India, Sri lanka, Pakistan. A Thav will also decide to wear a certain dress code which represents chavy "gangsters" or there "endz dey rep" the majority of the time.
A thav will also have a specific hair style which includes sideburns which will somewhat overlap the jaw bone, Thavs also tend to spike there hair upwards while purchasing a £1.50 rectangle ear stud which hangs off there ear. Thav's also tend to wear there trousers very low which doesn't enable to them to walk correctly, resulting in them looking constipated.
A thav will also have a specific hair style which includes sideburns which will somewhat overlap the jaw bone, Thavs also tend to spike there hair upwards while purchasing a £1.50 rectangle ear stud which hangs off there ear. Thav's also tend to wear there trousers very low which doesn't enable to them to walk correctly, resulting in them looking constipated.
A example of a Thav ( Tamil Chav ) would include Listening to Jay Sean and Juggy D on loud speaker by using there k750i next to there ear, flirt with fake bollywood stars on the street, while smoking shisha next to a cash and carry convenience store.
For example: Yo fam watz gd, wanna cum wid me and moi manz 2 da amir khan fight, gonna be ber live fam"
For example: Yo fam watz gd, wanna cum wid me and moi manz 2 da amir khan fight, gonna be ber live fam"
by Jordankkeeee;'. June 2, 2009
Get the Thav ( Tamil Chav ) mug.A Softcore chav is essentially a pussy-ass chav who can't do shit. He's all talk and no show. He might shout out at you, but engage in a fight? fuck no that shit-face is running like a baby-back bitch.
"A sofcore chav tailed me last night"
"I wooped the softcore chavs ass"
"He ain't hard he's softcore"
"I wooped the softcore chavs ass"
"He ain't hard he's softcore"
by The BGK King March 9, 2009
Get the Softcore chav mug.A break-up (a couple that is dating) method that is cold and calculated. The path of least resistance is always taken with no confrontation. Texting is ideal, or simply ignoring the situation and "waiting for it to resolve itself" (office space style).
As soon as we landed and went to our respective cars, I sent him a text, "I'm not feeling it"
Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
Man, she hasn't returned any of my calls. "Yo, I think your getting The Chav".
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Get the plasma chav mug.The evolved form of chav. When Sienna Miller became 'the height' of English fashion, high street stores like TopShop were thrown into the limelight. Enter, the topshop chav. They're the same scum as before, they just look slightly better, although they're still all identical to each other.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
When Kate Moss' line for topshop comes out next year, the fashion world will cringe - we know there'll be a long line of 'chuddy' chewing, sweaty, identical topshop chavs queuing up at 4am to look just like her.
My Zoe is a topshop chav, whenever I go shopping I say to myself.. "Would Zoe wear it?" and then replace it promptly on the shelf if the answer is anywhere near yes.
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
"I just saw 17 topshop chavs walking down the street, all identically dressed."
Katherine - "I shop at Topshop, I'm not a topshop chav!"
Me - "yes, but, you don't buy then entire store (or try and buy the entire store from cheaper shops like Poundsavers) and wear the clothes exactly like the bloody mannequins.
Katherine - "Ah, I am now enlightened."
by shewasaninjagirl October 9, 2006
Get the topshop chav mug.Someone who in the day appears to be normal everyday people, not chavs, no nike cap, or air max trackies! but after dark,then suddenly transform into a loud mouth shouting chav with big fluffy hooded coats for boys with timberland boots with jeans tucked into the front, and for the girls, they suddenly pile on a tonne of foundation and loads of black eye make up, a bling necklace that is very shiny and tacky! and they wear clothes about 10 sizes to small!!!!!
just go into town on after dark and your find some!
so next time you see one give them some of their own medicine and shout ' MOON CHAV '!!!!!
so next time you see one give them some of their own medicine and shout ' MOON CHAV '!!!!!
by Moon Chav! August 3, 2007
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